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Grey Ballers Sonic Suitcase Speaker

American tackle football – leather helmets, no facemask…nuff said.

Powered suitcase speaker system with dual 6.75″ coaxial speakers in a vented enclosure.  Vintage grey plaid suitcase that’s not quite houndstooth with decoupage front.  AC power and battery power capable.

Available at LifeBytes, Apple Specialists.  3800 Gulf Shores Parkway, Suite 218, Gulf Shores, AL 36542 http://www.lifebytesstores.com  251-923-2100

Blue Screaming Messiahs Sonic Suitcase Speaker

So you wanna be a Flintstone?  You won’t be gun-shy or see bikini red with this tag-a-long.

Powered suitcase speaker system by Dr. Music.  You gotta hear this thing to realize that i make the best.  Dual 5″ woofers and 1/2″ tweeters mounted into an internal enclosure to satisfy the gods of physics.  It’s my secret to audio nirvana.


White Mojo Sonic Suitcase Speaker

Can a white boy play the blues?  Dunno, but he can sho nuff Boom tha blues.

Powered suitcase speaker system built into a marbled Samsonite piece.  4 – 5″ woofers in a tuned enclosure topped off with dual 1/2″ tweeters.  This thang plays low, low, low.


White Jefferson Airplane Sonic Suitcase Speaker

Nobody to love?  You’ll love this, love you back too.

Powered suitcase speaker system that won’t make you nervous or make you small.  Portable, loud, fidelity-ness – erything.


Brown Swamp Pop Sonic Suitcase Speaker

Faux alligator as fake as swamp pop, but no worries cher, i see you at the fais do do.

Powered suitcase speaker system upcycled from an old 8 track tape case.  Internal enclosure to keep all the riddims on the outside.


Brown Dead Milkmen Sonic Suitcase Speaker

Whether you prefer Bucky Fellini or Beelzebubba this tater is cooked just right.  Tunes to go with yer B*tchin’ Camaro,

Powered suitcase speaker system with dual 3-way, 6.5″ speakers in a tuned enclosure.  Includes the AC adapter to plug into wall power and can run on 8AA batteries as well.  Plug in your fave source – ipod. laptop, ipad, smart phone, etc and take off.


Aqua Richie Havens Sonic Suitcase Speaker

Freedom, Freedom, Freedom, Freedom…sometimes i feel like a motherless child.  But not when i hear the sweet sounds of this Sonic Suitcase.

Powered suitcase speaker system with component speakers.  5″ woofers, 1/2″ tweeters, internal crossover, internal enclosure, internal amplifier, internal battery pack, internal wiring, external power switch, external audio cable, external AC adapter, external aural excitement.



Tear up the roads or hit the pipeline on your lunch break.  Miserlou will be your earworm for the year.

Powered suitcase speaker system built into a retro piece of luggage.  Sounds great, no flexing or floppy bass.  Know why?  Because i build these things the way that speakers are supposed to be built.  I go to great lengths to build an enclosure inside of every Sonic Suitcase so that the suitcase won’t fall apart and so that the sound that emanates from it is the best that physics will allow.   Listen and believe.


Grey Gomez Sonic Suitcase Speaker

The revolutionary kind, not you Selena.  Make it your New Year’s Resolution to only listen to things that sound great.  No more wimpy Ipod docks for you.

Powered suitcase speaker system – add batteries to get off tha grid, or borrow electricity from the neighbors.  Includes the AC adapter and the audio cable to plug into anything that produces a signal.  Wanna have some fun???  Tape a cassette tape head to the end of a stick and wire it to this thing.  You can go around doing the 60Hz shuffle if you put it next to the wires in the wall..  Listen to the sound of the machine.